Signs of the Apocalypse: Katy Perry is The Hottest Woman of 2013?!

Men’s Health Magazine named Katy Perry as The Hottest Woman of 2013, even though 2013 just started and usually these lists happen at the end of the fucking year so we can compare all the women of 2013 and decide objectively who the fucking winner is…leading me to think that Katy Perry bought the magazine and it will forever feature her on the cover like Oprah’s “O”…or Katy Perry’s team paid the magazine because they know she’s a fucking dump truck, but also know that the public are retards and if a media outlet makes a claim, we all listen and oftentimes believe.

Let’s face it, Katy Perry and her cankles aren’t hot…and probably aren’t even the hottest thing to fuck in a room when she’s alone and masturbating in her bed. I’m talking the fucking pillowcase has more sex appeal than her.

Look at the above picture and tell me that shit is the hottest thing you’ve seen in 2013…because if you say it is, you are garbage and don’t belong here. I HATE YOU.

That picture was taken just a few days ago in Hawaii where she and John Mayer are having their sexcapade. Hawaii is the place where these two rich and famous and overrated trash likely had unprotected sex and compared battle wounds and herpes scabs from being soulless sell-out demons sent to earth to pollute the world with bad fucking music and make a lot of money in the process.

All she has it tits…and even then they aren’t that great. Don’t let them blind you, people!
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