Alessandra Ambrosio is My Fave Brazilian Bikini Babe

Alessandra Ambrosio is back home, and she’s taken to social media to show the world that she looks awesome in a bikini at all fucking times…because that’s her job and like a doctor, you can’t just turn that shit off when you’re on vacation. It’s ingrained in your fucking core, and you’re so good at the shit that even when a retard takes your pic with a fucking Polaroid he found in his retard basement, she still looks like she’s worth the thousand dollars an hour her agency charges. It’s a price tag that some people may think is insane since she doesn’t even have to engage in sex at that price…but it isn’t insane because the fashion world needs girls like Alessandra Ambrosio to make us fucking care about their underwear.

Either way, she needs me to write her love songs all day and all night…but instead, I just post smut because someone’s gotta do it…and that someone is me.
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