Let’s All Appreciate Britney Spears’ Slutty Dress

It was announced that Britney Spears is the highest paidFemale Musician of 2012, coming in ahead of Adam Levine of Maroon 5, and Rihanna because she barely makes money off this shit. We call it slave labor, like the 1800s sugar trade. She also came in ahead of Lady GaGa because they listed her under “Male Musician.”

I guess the irony in all this is that Britney sings though a computer, doesn’t play an instrument, and lip syncs at her shows, making her anything but a singer…you know, more of a puppet on stage being exploited by her people.

I find the whole thing pretty sad, but that’s just because I liked when she officially fell off, got knocked up by a ghetto back-up dancer who thought he was hip hop, shaved her head, got fat, before being medicated…but that’s just because she had more flavor than this new Britney…even if the new Britney is easier to masturbate to…especially in dresses like this…it is almost as if she never had a total fucking mental breakdown.
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