Kate Upton is The Absolute Fucking Worst



I have fucked hotter girls with better bodies than Kate Upton...and more than just once. I am not just saying that—it’s the fucking truth. That is probably why I find her hype nothing but hype.

She’s a chunky, pig-faced, fat-girl-in-training…who I am pretty sure is gonna fall off eventually, when she decides to go pro in her fatness and really commit to her overeating and laziness that at 19 is not offensive, just a little sloppy, but by 25 will be a nightmare.

I mean, she’s already doing the obscure foreign market magazines. It’s just a matter of time before everyone forgets she exists and focus on actual babes with actual hot bodies…and faces that don’t smell like bacon. I am looking forward to this happening…so Kate Upton can turn to titty fetish porn where she belongs.

Kate Upton is just a fad, like Tamagotchi, Friendster, Lady GaGa and all the other horrible fads people got rich off of for the minute it lasted…

True fucking story.



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