Jessica Simpson’s Big Fat Pregnant Titties

The last thing I want to masturbate to is a pregnant Jessica Simpson avoiding her Weight Watchers partnership through her uterus…because that’s the best excuse for fatness. Just ask every mom who never bothered bouncing back from her baby weight. But the rest of the world seems to care about her pregnancy, her contract with Weight Watchers…you know, analyzing the shit, laughing at the shit, without taking a minute to remind themselves that Jessica Simpson doesn’t matter. Stop fucking talking about her…and her massive tit hanging out of whatever that fat chick outfit is. Not that me talking about her and her contract with Weight Watchers and her obesity is really me taking my own advice…but I am a hypocrite. Deal with it.
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