Alessandra Ambrosio’s Awesome Bikini Body

Mom body has probably never looked this good. Here is my favorite Instagram girl who ignores the fuck out of my comments, and who sometimes even censors my comments…like I don’t have feelings and like my words don’t matter…even if they are praising just how lovely she is. But I don’t let it get me down, because girls have been ignoring me and pretending that I don’t exist for the last three decades…and not only am I used to it, it makes masturbating to them more fun, passionate and angry.

She’s in a bikini for Victoria’s Secret, because I guess they have a compound there, and I guess that’s what Victoria’s Secret models do, which I guess isn’t all that exciting, but it’s better than looking at fat moms at the coffee shop gossiping and talking about how their stitches from their birthing pussy haven’t dissolved yet…or about their love for the cakes they are eating…you know…typical mom shit isn’t this good…so I am glad mom Ambrosio in her bikini happened this past weekend.

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