Top 10 Most Idiotic Fashion Trends of All Time


Judging other people’s poor decisions never goes out of style. See the results below.

10. Bandanas
Unless you’re Hulk Hogan. Not a good look.


9. Wallet Chains
Wallet chains provide little to no function in both the practical and aesthetic sense, but at least people wearing them will drown faster.


8. Toe Rings
Whoever invented the toe ring probably meant well. Feet are ugly and gross. Instead of jazzing them up with jewelry, I prefer to wash mine. But to each their own.


7. Soul Patches
I haven’t put the work in to research why soul patches are called that, but I can only assume it’s designed as a cry for help, since no one with a soul patch has a soul.


6. Girls Shaving Half Their Heads
Nothing says “I make bad decisions” quite like dramatically buzz-cutting a portion of your hair and leaving the rest intact.


5. Jeggings
A true bastion of bad taste, upholding the terrible modern philosophies of “make it smaller and tighter” and “find a way for these two words and things to become one word and thing.”


4. Parachute Pants
Named as such because it’s very likely people will want to throw you out of a plane.


3. Gauged Ears
If you like your various appendages “see through,” then gauged ears are the look for you. If you’re a rational, normal person, with an IQ that qualifies you to ride the bus unsupervised, there’s literally no excuse.


2. Crocs
Popular with lame dads and lame-dads-who-think-they’re-cool-dads-parodying-lame-dads alike, Crocs are the beach footwear to beat...with a bat or axe or anything destructive you might have to hand. Just please, get it done.


1. JNCOs
By a wide, wide, denim, ugly margin, JNCOs are the worst fashion offense of all time. When I think of JNCOs, I can’t help but hope for some kind of disastrous, apocalyptic event to occur and wipe out all known human history. Partly because any species that developed these monstrosities doesn’t deserve to be top of the pile, and partly because I can just imagine future archaeologists, millions of years from now, finding a fossilized pair of these bad boys and wondering what the hell could have possibly happened for these things to be a good idea. They’ll never know, and neither will we.
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