Cheryl Cole’s Sexy, Slutty 2013 Calendar

Cheryl Cole and her rockin’ prison tats released her own 2013 calendar…and she looked fucking amazing in it. Bitch was too ghetto to be on the American version of X-Factor, the show she judges in the UK. She was replaced by a transgendered pop star diva stripper a.k.a. Nicole Scherzinger, making the rejection sting all that much more.

She’s pretty fucking hot, despite having produced some of the worst music ever…but music that was good enough to keep her trash out of the trash and instead in the fancy homes of pro football players she fucked. I mean, I guess she made her own money too, but there’s no fun in looking at the story from that perspective…and really, who cares about the story? It is all about her fucking awesome calendar pics…even if her white trash dad is probably the only guy in the UK who still uses calendars, as most people, even blue collar drones, are onto this other thing called TECHNOLOGY.

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