Amber Heard Slutty Lesbian Glamour Fetish Pics

Amber Heard is the hooker who seduced Johnny Depp with her fake-lesbian-for-attention-like-all-the-college-girls-do vagina, leading to him leaving his wife of many years and to her becoming a little more of a household name, as that is kinda what she’s in this celebrity game for.

That drive, that work ethic, and the ability to prostitute herself like some kind of tranny in a gay bar seeking a new strain of AIDS to help end his broken, fucked-up life has lead to these romantic and lovely unknown fetish pics that I can only assume are part of her lesbian mission to lure Ellen or some other granola-eating, organic-farm vegan dyke in construction boots and rippled flannel…because photoshoots like this are totally what legit lesbos jerk off to.

Clearly all the lesbians out there realize I am joking because they know they only like watching girls built like trucks inserting dolphin-shaped dildos in their asses. These queer bitches don’t want this lipstick lesbian shit…not that Amber Heard is a lesbian. That was just for business…but she is smoking in these pics. Literally.

I get this Hollywood Glam angle, but I prefer the “coked-up Hollywood hookers from the early eighties” look…just because they are more representative of this girl who should be in porn.

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