Mila Kunis is Slutty, Probably Pregnant for GQ

I don’t really care about these Photoshopped pics of Mila Kunis because she fucks Ashton Kutcher, she’s already 30, and her short legs need heels. She’s overrated. More importantly, I am pretty sure she’s pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby. I am not asshole…but she is probably pregnant with one.

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Danica Thrall is Topless in Not-So-Virginal White Lingerie

This is some bitch named Danica Thrall who is supposed to be some reality star from Big Brother UK or some shit, but I’ve never heard of her. She has that fake tit Glamour Model look. Now leave me the fuck alone while I try to masturbate to this softcore implant hustle that bores me…

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Melissa Debling Big Fucking Titties in Black Lace

Melissa Debling is some model who doesn’t matter. She is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable with the countless other models willing to get naked to become famous. But those other girls don’t matter today. Today is about Melissa! It is her time to shine! Let her have her moment. This is the big break she’s been working so hard getting naked for...

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Bridget Suarez Topless Hotness

It was only a week ago that Bridget Suarez walked into my life, posing hot for every two-bit photographer. She’s been putting in the work: doing photoshoots, making noise, showing up to events in slutty outfits—really letting people know she’s around...and I’m kinda glad she is. I feel if you want the hits, show the fucking tits.

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Leslie Sincioco’s Sexy Flower Power Pics

Here’s a ridiculous photoshoot of Leslie Sincioco and her private parts covered in rose petals, proving everything is better or worth watching when you involve girls, hot or not, real titties or not, half-naked. Because guys will watch girls, hot or not, do anything half-naked—from vacuuming to gardening, from picking their nose to the least erotic thing you can possibly imagine. Guys are fucking perverts and I would not have it any other way. I like looking at half-naked girls under any and all circumstances…and the reality is that girls like it when we look. It is some animal instinct shit.
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Anne Curtis and Solenn Heussaff Lesbian Video

Things get hot and heavy between Anne Curtis and Solenn Heussaff before Georgina Wilson spoils the party in this fucked-up video for what I assume is fashion because if you haven’t been reading the site for the last 2 years, you may not be aware of this, but fashion turns girls into sluts. Fashion makes them do all the half-naked, deviant things that they won’t do when you ask them, things like “suck on another bitch’s wet tongue, you dirty, nasty lesbian cunt.”

That’s why we all love fashion.

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Regine Angeles in The Fast and The Fuckable Part 2

I just want to sing love songs to Regine Angeles. I want to climb to the top of a mountain and scream her name to the heavens, hoping it gets back to her. I want to carry her luggage at airports. I want to rub her feet after a long day of shopping. I want to be her co-star in the next great Hollywood love story. She is a delicate flower and I want to be the seed that helps her reproduce. She’s amazing! Her half-naked body brings me great joy and hope of a better tomorrow

Regine Angeles...I want to know what love is, I want you to show me...

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Ateneo Blue Eagles Drive for Five: Championship No. 1 (2008)

This was an obliteration. There’s no other word.


The Blue Eagles did more than just capture their fourth title Thursday night, playing their finest game of the season and crushing the spirit of a longtime foe in the process.

Ateneo 62, La Salle 51.

And you know what? It wasn’t even that close.

For Atenistas, the only way Game 2 could have been more satisfying was if Rico Maierhofer flipped out in the fourth quarter and punched Franz Pumaren during a timeout, then got dragged to the locker room by his teammates screaming, “This isn’t over! This isn’t over!” while Franz sobbed into a towel.

Maybe that didn’t happen, but everything else did.

You know you attended a special game when you’re trying to fall asleep that night and the following things are in place: Your palms are swollen and pink, almost like when someone allergic to shellfish accidentally touches a lobster. Your voice sounds more hoarse and scratchy than Lindsay Lohan after an all-night bender. Your body is caked in sweat, only you don’t want to shower because it kinda feels like you played. You just lie there smiling and thinking about everything, and if you concentrate hard enough, you can still hear the crowd cheering and cheering.

I climbed in my bed at 4:30 a.m. and didn’t fall asleep until 8.

Everyone was three levels beyond euphoric last night. Say what you want about sports, but I can’t think of anything else that brings random people together quite like winning. You should have seen Araneta Center before the game—blue everywhere you looked, everyone walking with a purpose, Atenistas chanting different things, everyone just happy to be involved, like we were attending some Blue Eagles fan fantasy camp or something.

I can’t speak for everyone else, but I pounded my hands together for two solid hours. I jumped up in delight at least 50 times. I fought off a lump in my throat when Rabeh Al-Hussaini and Chris Tiu were hugging near the end. I hugged people I didn’t know and briefly turned into a blubbering idiot at one point.

Everything was a happy blur.

I headed down to Embassy to commemorate the victory with a packed house of deliriously happy Atenistas, threw down a few celebratory beers, turned down about 25 offers to do shots and had a series of “Can you believe this?” conversations with basically everyone in the bar.

Nobody really knew what to say.

We all agreed that, as great as the night was, that it happened at the expense of the Green Archers really pushed everything over the top.

Atenistas hate La Sallistas.

It’s in our DNA. It just is.

Blowing La Salle out of the building in Game 2 was the proverbial cherry on our hot fudge sundae. If it were FEU or UP, it just wouldn’t have been the same.

At one point, someone asked me, “How are you gonna write about ...THAT? I mean, how do you write about what just happened?”

I didn’t know, and I didn’t care.

The Ateneo Blue Eagles were the champs.

The La Salle Green Archers had been vanquished.

The school “on a hill, between the earth and sky where Loyola’s colors fly” was hopping.

Everything was right with the world again.

And that’s when I decided to do a shot.
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Famous People with Genius-Level IQs

Jodie Foster (Academy Award-winning actress, director) – 132

For the most part we are relatively accurate when it comes to predicting the intelligence of a lot of people on television.  Based on interviews, personal appearances and decisions these people make, we can deduce whether or not they are smart people. I mean, we all know that Snooki is a moron right?  Right.

But sometimes there are celebrities that have a secret genius that we never really knew about. There are people out there that actually have the IQ of an Albert Einstein that I would never, ever have thought. You’re going to be blown away by who has an IQ that’s tied with Stephen Hawking.

Nicole Kidman (Botox-faced actress) – 132

Arnold Schwarzenegger (action hero, politician, Terminator) – 135

Madonna (singer, slut) – 140

Steve Martin (comedian, writer, director) – 142

Asia Carrera (porn star) – 156

Stephen Hawking (scientist, Nobel Prize awardee) – 160

Dolph Lundgren (actor, MIT graduate, Ivan Drago) – 160

Quentin Tarantino (director, film buff) – 160

James Woods (actor, model hound, badass) – 180
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Katrina Taylor’s XXX-Rated Workout

This photoshoot of Katrina Taylor is amazing! It’s almost pornographic. Katrina Taylor should be my girlfriend. I would take her to all the magical places: Disneyland, the Eiffel Tower, know the rest.

Katrina, I love you as much as I love fake fitness…

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Sophie Reade is...OMFG Look at Those Tits!!!

Nothing says fun like half-naked busty Glamour Models who were destined to work the checkout counter at their local grocery...or wait tables at some shithole diner...or more likely, work the pole as the fucking stripper at a seedy nightclub, but instead UK Big Brother made Sophie Reade’s tits famous. Tits she shows off for money that in her whore mind is not the same as stripping, since she doesn’t let random men touch her for 10 dollars a song. Instead gets featured in magazines, using her tits for the good of all by giving people something to jerk off to. And in this Internet filled with sluts, free porn and tons of things to jerk off to...that’s pretty fucking noble of her.

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Raychel Frew Slutty in Yellow

Her name is Raychel Frew. She hasn’t done all that much, but still way more than any of us, and based on these rockin’ bikini-clad tits, she’ll be the jerk-off material to many men like me and you who can’t afford hookers because we are unemployed, masturbating on the Internet all day, instead of doing something productive with our fucking lives.

I may have a crush on this one...but I don’t know for sure. I’m kinda jaded and have no my wife’s diabetic foot. She’s got great tits...

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