Pink’s Titties Terrify Me


Pink is the new face of CoverGirl, which is interesting, because even when she was pregnant, I wasn’t convinced she was an actual girl. Even post pregnancy, all thick yet deflated, I am still not convinced she’s an actual girl. I think it’s just a huge conspiracy to cover-up her X-Game husband’s homosexuality…and the record label’s lies when they put her out on the market back in the late ‘90s.

The real issue isn’t so much the size of Pink’s testicles, or the fact she still goes by the name Pink, or even the size of her clit or her dick, depending on who you ask—the real issue is what the fuck is wrong with CoverGirl as a brand?! They went from Ellen De Generes to this! Don’t they know lesbians aren’t that huge of a make-up market? Even if they are called lipstick lesbians? And last I checked, CoverGirl wasn’t in the business of penis-hating.

Eiher way, I am posting her picture because her tits are too weird to ignore.
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