The Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Awards: Mariah Carey’s First “American Idol” Promo Pic


Let’s all take a moment of silence for all the feeling Mariah Carey’s full-time, personal Photoshop artiste lost in his fingers after spending hours upon hours erasing all pixels of reality from her first “American Idol” promo picture to make this gloriously fraudulent masterpiece. Mariah’s Photoshopper used the hell out of the de-rib tool and pinched her waist so much that it looks like her intestines escaped up to her chichis area to keep from suffocating. Even that sun looks skinnier.

Everything about this is perfection from her HERP DERP hand poses to the sun setting in the background to the blurry puddle of Photoshop sloppiness in the water on the left. It’s as if the late Bob Ross and the late Thomas Kinkade joined artistic forces to paint a portrait of Mariah using only melted wax and lies.
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