Marvel Movie Updates: Guardians of the Galaxy! Ant-Man! Iron Man 3!


Everyone expects Marvel to announce that they’ll be releasing Guardians of the Galaxy as a major motion picture in 2014. Dear DC: If Marvel gets Rocket Raccoon in a movie before you make either Wonder Woman or Justice League, you have fucking failed.


Edgar Wright has directed a test reel for his Ant-Man movie. Whether this means he’s finally going to make the movie or not, who knows, but it’s certainly a step in the “Wright” direction. HAW. Also, rumor is that Wright will shoot the Ant-Man-related post-credits scene for “Iron Man 3,” which if true means he kind of has to make Ant-Man at that point. 


An “Iron Man 3” co-screenwriter says Ben Kingsley will be playing a Mandarin-type character, but not the Mandarin. Seeing as the original Mandarin was basically a less subtle Fu Manchu stereotype, I feel this is a smart move.
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Emma Watson Kissing a Penis


As you can see in the photo above, “Harry Potter” star Emma Watson was caught kissing a man’s penis.

Once again Emma Watson has shown herself to be a most vile harlot capable of all manner of sexual perversion. If Emma enjoys kissing penis one can only imagine that she must really love sucking balls, and is ecstatic about tonguing ass.

Call me, Emma.
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Megan Fox Looks Fat in a Bikini


Actress Megan Fox looks like a total fattie in the disturbing bikini picture above.

Clearly Megan’s new belly is the result of her gluttonous American diet consisting of fast food, cheap beer, and Hollywood producer semen.

I know no one in Hollywood is hiring Megan because she is a horrible actress, but that does not mean it is okay for her to let herself go like this. Megan Fox needs to realize that there is still hope for her to be a leading lady in The Shallow Man’s harem, but only if she drops the gut.
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Keira Knightley, Alyson Hannigan, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jessica Alba, and Eva Longoria Topless Sex Party!!!


We have long suspected that Hollywood actresses were taking part in wild orgies, and now the photo above of Keira Knightley, Alyson Hannigan, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jessica Alba, and Eva Longoria all topless at a sex party appears to confirm this suspicion.

These Hollywood sluts are obviously the entertainment at some hotshot producer’s orgy. They will spend the evening interacting with the guests, which is to say, getting their tits awkwardly fondled by limp-dicked Steven Spielberg-types.
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First Look: The Justin Bieber Action Figure!!!


Above is the first look at the new Justin Bieber action figure which is due out for the 2012 Christmas season, and as you can see the resemblance to the singer is uncanny.

Besides its realistic appearance, this Justin Bieber doll also features real head bobbing action, and much like the real Justin Bieber, it can take any long hard object into deep into its mouth.

Note: Usher’s penis and other accessories to be sold separately.
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Scarlett Johansson Loves Anal


The photo above appears to confirm what many of us have long suspected, which is of course that actress Scarlett Johansson greatly enjoys anal sex.

Scarlett’s love of butt play is quite apparent from the way she presents herself in slutty outfits which are often tight-fitting and draw attention to her rump.

Of course Scarlett Johansson’s love of anal is based on her sexual experiences with her Hollywood leading men with tiny penises. If Scarlett were lucky enough to mounted by The Shallow Man, she may question her backdoor fetish as there is not one recorded case of a woman taking The Shallow Man’s meat in her poop chute without suffering severe intestinal damage.
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Stop Sexing Me with Your Eyes, Angelica Panganiban


I was happily staring at breasts and assess everywhere I went yesterday. I realized how much better girls are to look at rather than talk to and try to interact with. Sure, you need to talk to them in order to fuck them, and fucking them is great, but sometimes, just looking at them is enough. It comes with less frustration, anger and hate.

Anyhoo, here is Angelica Panganiban giving me a dose of my own medicine by fucking me visually with her seductive stare. I feel so violated.



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Georgina Wilson is Sexy and Sweaty for Esquire



I woke up with a pair of panties in my pocket this morning, with no memory of where they came from. These kinds of blackouts scare me, but luckily there was no blood anywhere. I probably stole them from someone’s house, and probably didn’t steal them from someone wearing them…I hope.

While I regroup, check out the covers and teaser video for Esquire Philippines’ July 2012 issue featuring my future ex-wife Georgina Wilson. 

 

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Friday Wouldn’t Be Complete Without Your Weekly Dose of Reaction GIFs





When my friends tell me what I did the night before at the bar


 
When an ex likes my Facebook status

 
 
When I walked on my Grandpa and his 78-year-old girlfriend doing the nasty

 

When I’m introduced to someone



When I hear someone talking about me outside my cubicle


 
When someone forces me to dance sober

 
 
Showing up late and my boss has the day off


 
When I get Head & Shoulders in my eyes

 
 
How I feel after staying up all night


 
Happens every weekend 10 minutes before the bar closes

 
 
When the police start tailing me when I am already going over the speed limit



Getting a compliment from a pretty girl


 
When I see someone coming out of the bathroom without washing his hand


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When The Wife is Away…








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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless in a Thong


These pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are circulating the Internet, but I don’t know when they are from. I just know that they’re not the first time I’ve seen a bitch on a balcony topless, and they won’t be the last. Because staring at girls on balconies is always fruitful for a peeping tom.

I also know that this isn’t the first time I’ve seen Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless. She was a model before becoming a horrible Megan Fox replacement actress, and models are always fucking topless. But that doesn’t mean we don’t welcome new renditions of her titties.




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Jessica Biel’s Asstastic Butt


Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico over the weekend to visit Justin Timberlake while he films another movie no one will ever watch, and I can’t believe she’s gonna marry that little faggot when I’m right here waiting with a heart full of love.

Jessica showed off her tight butt while playing in the ocean. She is known for having one of the firmest rumps in all of Hollywood. Unfortunately she wastes her talent by dating flaming homoqueer Justin Timberlake.




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Innocent Pictures Ruined By The Brazzers Logo


For those living under a rock, Brazzers is a pornographic production company consisting of thirty hardcore pornography websites. Brazzers.com is frequently ranked as one of the top 500 most-viewed websites on the Internet. Now do you get the joke?










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