Things That Are Hard To Say When You’re Drunk


Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:

a) Innovative 
 
b) Preliminary 

 
c) Proliferation 

 
d) Cinnamon



Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk:

a) Specificity 
 
b) British Constitution 

 
c) Passive-aggressive disorder 

 
d) Transubstantiate



Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk:

a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you. 
 
b) Nope, no more booze for me. 

 
c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type. 

 
d) No kebab for me, thank you. 

 
e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight? 

 
f) I’m not interested in fighting you. 

 
g) Oh, I just couldn’t–no one wants to hear me sing. 

 
h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool. 

 
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit on the street. 

 
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.


 
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