I’d Like to Be All Over Cheska Garcia

My favorite expression this week is, “I like that as much as trying to get a girl on the pill pregnant.” I feel like it is time to use it in the bar scene on divorcees who promise me the good life in exchange for going down on them. I figure they’ll say shit like “I don’t need the pill, I’m menopausal” or other pornographic things that shouldn’t be pornographic…and that shouldn’t be my life…but is my life and I might as well embrace it. Because if I don’t fuck these random old desperate whores, who else is there? Young girls are too good for me. I try to sext them and it goes nowhere. If I didn’t fuck the old trash, I’d have to fuck my wife, and that’s a fate worse then death.

Anyhoo, here’s Cheska Garcia looking mighty fine in some candid bikini shots. Enjoy, pervs!

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