Charlize Theron Topless Sex Scene


Before becoming an Academy Award-winning actress, Charlize Theron was a model, which is her all-access pass to me wanting to have sex with her skinny little ass, because if the world thinks she’s hot enough to pay to get half-naked in bikinis, then I think she’s hot enough for me to want to fuck.

Even if the fashion world is filled with homos, it doesn’t matter. Because she could have a modeling contract with a pervert in the basement of the strip club running a human trafficking ring…or even a contract with Boy Abunda….or even a piece of paper with her signature on it…and I’d still want to wear her vagina as a condom, if you know what I mean. And if you don’t, it’s that half-naked chicks, especially skinny ones, are my favorite.


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Sex Video of Mocha and Jaycee Parker!!!


Today I fell in love with the video of Mocha and Jaycee Parker kissing. Because they’re both ridiculously hot, and because for someone like me who is borderline autistic, socially awkward, and most of the time drunk, falling in love with inanimate objects is far more fun than falling in love with real people.

Real people just disappoint and ninety-eight percent of the time, real people aren’t really cool or interesting. But falling in love with an object…that shit gets you noticed. Just like the time I had a 3-day-long relationship with a bucket full of cooked spaghetti noodles. Catching me consummating the relationship brought laughs to all. Or that time I had a year-long relationship with a breast implant my crackhead friend stole from the hospital where he stole his pills from.

Either way, this video of Mocha and Jaycee Parker making out needs to be a bigger deal. So let’s do our part by masturbating to their hot bodies and luscious tits.


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Former WWE Wrestler, Now Porn Star Chyna Blowjob Scene


Love her or hate her, Chyna can do a vertical 69 with ease. If you have a clit fetish, you’ll love her—she has a clit like no other, it’s almost like a mini-penis but not quite. I never realized how feminine china really was until I saw this clip. Sure she may be gigantic, an ex-wrestler, and has more muscles on her than your typical guy, but goddam does she have a nice set of tits!


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Lucy Pinder’s Big Boobs Wins The Lottery


Here’s a bunch of pics of Lucy Pinder giving you a glimpse of the good life if you happen to win the Euro Lottery. It would be great if you could win unlimited sex with Lucy in the lottery too but then again, if you have millions and millions of dollars or Euros, you could have unlimited sex with pretty much any woman out there.




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Jennifer Nicole Lee Topless, In Body Paint


I still don’t quite understand what Jennifer Nicole Lee does besides being a fitness trainer but somehow she has managed to get everybody on board and is now somewhat of a D-list celebrity. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, because at least her “fame” status has led her to posing topless and in body paint for PETA.


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DVD Commentary Tracks of the Damned: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Edition



You may or may not have heard Arnold Schwarzenegger’s insane, amazing, drunken rants on his commentary tracks for “Conan the Barbarian” and “Total Recall” (if you haven’t, educate yourself immediately). But I didn’t realize that Schwarzenegger apparently spent all of his DVD commentary track recordings sauced until I saw this little gem of a highlight reel of Arnie’s “Terminator 3” track. I’d say it's more entertaining than the actual movie, but anyone who’s seen “Terminator 3” would have automatically assumed that anyways.
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The Japanese are Fucking Crazy: Golden Shower Nyou Maniac Lotion Omorashi a.k.a. Fake Piss


Yes, vaginal lubricant isn’t the only bodily fluid Japan has mass-produced and bottled. There’s also this:

If you’re into nyou (urine), golden showers or panty-wetting (omorashi) you will get a lot of kicks out of this highly realistic Nyou Maniac Lotion. Great for acting out fantasies of wetting yourself (or making your partner wet him or herself!), having “stained” panties or doing nurse-and-patient roleplays, the lube both looks and feels just like the real McCoy.

Since its texture is designed to replicate actual pee it is not so sticky and will probably wash away quite easily. The smell, though, will remain and, whether as lubricant or just a fun extra, you will soon find using Nyou becomes addictive!




First of all, and I can’t state this too strongly, if you purchase fake human piss YOU HAVE FAILED AT LIFE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. And I’m not even talking about having a pee fetish; I find that weird and gross, but that’s not the issue. The issue is that if you spend actual cash money—specifically, $19—for a bottle of a fake version of a liquid the body produces naturally, constantly, and for free, EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL CELL IN YOUR BODY SHOULD COMMIT SIMULTANEOUS CELL DEATH BECAUSE OF HOW ULTIMATELY YOU’VE FAILED.

Second of all, “probably wash away quite easily”? Don’t they know? Shouldn’t they know? I can only imagine how that conversation as the piss lab went:

Pee Lotion Scientist: “We’ve done it, sir! We’ve made fake piss! Smells and feels just like the real thing!”

Pee Lotion Sales Manager: “Great, Toshi. Let’s get mass-producing and shipping immediately.”

Pee Lotion Scientist: “But, sir…we still have more tests to do. We don’t yet know how the liquid will react on clothes...”

Pee Lotion Sales Manager: “Do you want to pour it on your lab coat?”

Pee Lotion Scientist: “Fuck no, it smells like piss.”

Pee Lotion Sales Manager: “Exactly. Ship it.”

Pee Lotion Scientist:  “Yessir.”
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Leaked Pic Of Katy Perry Having Sex with The Shallow Man???


Ever since Katy Perry divorced her faggot husband, she has been reveling in the single lifestyle. Of course that means unprotected anonymous sex with strange men.

As you can see, the photo above appears to capture one of these encounters. It is difficult to say if the man inside Katy in this photo is The Shallow Man, but if that bulge at the top of Katy’s ribcage is the tip of his penis, then the answer is obviously yes.
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Hayden Panettiere Getting Fucked by The Shallow Man!!!


It appears as though actress Hayden Panettiere was photographed having the greatest sex of her life with The Shallow Man.

As you can see in the photo below, Hayden Panettiere has a smile that can only come from having her ovaries tickled by the enormous meat sword of a virile Shallow Man. This smile proves that since Hayden dedicated her life to The Shallow Man, every day has been a never-ending parade of heavenly carnal pleasures.


Yes, Hayden Panettiere is finally achieving the sexual ecstasy that can only come by being deep-dicked by a powerful Shallow Man. Fate has smiled upon Hayden, and other women would be wise to follow her lead as the feast that is the body of the Shallow Man is bountiful beyond imagination.
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Celebrity Retro Nudity: Demi Moore Naked!!!






There is nothing I hate more than hearing old married women whining at Starbucks. But then, there is nothing I like more than hot young girls in leggings ordering their coffee at Starbucks. It’s hard out there for a pervert.

Anyhoo, here’s video and pics of Demi Moore naked in one of the greatest movies of all time, “Striptease.” Enjoy, sluts!


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Taylor Swift Bouncing Boobies Video!!!


Itty bitty titty whore Taylor Swift proved once again that no sexually deviant act is beyond her by actually bouncing her tiny breasts in the video above.

Scientists are still trying to figure out how Taylor Swift was able to defy the laws of physics and bounce those mosquito bites on her chest that she calls tits. One theory is that Taylor duct taped a pair of golf balls to her sternum.

However she did it, the result was Taylor Swift briefly bouncing her boobies up and down. A sickening sight indeed!
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Angelina Jolie Naked Sex Scene


I’m not sure if this was before or after Angelina Jolie decided to adopt one-half of the world’s poverty-stricken children, but either way she has a great set of tits. Angelina’s lips always amazed me, so full and sensual. I don’t think a guy in the world hasn’t thought to himself how his cock would feel wrapped around them. I always hope to myself she’ll have a breakdown and her career will collapse on itself even more, leading to a short-lived porn career. I’m allowed to dream right?


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Slutty Pinay Striptease a.k.a. It’s More Sexy in the Philippines


The best thing about early summer is that every hot bitch in the city is out of hibernation and celebrating half-naked. I’ve already seen a dozen or so cameltoes, even though my paranoia only allows me to leave the house for 5 minutes at a time…unless I’m totally wasted, of course. My point is, this naked shit’s gonna breed a lot of rapists, for sure.

Speaking of rapists, some dude just went nuts on me and threatened to kill me on Facebook, just because I made a joke request that his daughter run a marathon on my face with no legs. I know, shit doesn’t make sense to me either. In any case, I had to block him. Motherfucker needs to learn how to share…fucking psycho.


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BY POPULAR DEMAND: More Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics with Slutty Friends


Selena Gomez just posted this picture of herself in a bikini with Vanessa Hudgens and their slutty friends. Clearly these bitches are in heat, as their pupils are dilated and their sex organs are almost certainly moist and swollen.

Of course Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens look extremely eager to suck the essence from a man’s ball sac, but the most disturbing expression in the group belongs to the third one from the left, the blonde in the pink bikini. There is something about the unbridled lust in her eyes that will surely haunt my dreams in the days to come.
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Natalie Portman Controversial Facial Cream Advertisement


In what appears to be a controversial new ad for a facial cream, Academy Award-winning actress Natalie Portman shows off her face covered in a mysterious white cream.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt at Her Slutty Best



Jennifer Love Hewitt has reinvented herself from being that fat slob we’ve seen the last few years, you know, the bratty cunt who couldn’t hold her fucking own or keep a man.

Let’s face it, no one likes fat chicks, especially not ones with cunty attitude because they were hot once in their lives and have millions in the bank. Seriously, I know people who worked with her on that “Ghost Whisperer” TV show. They say it was cancelled because she was too busy complaining about what angles to film her so she didn’t look fat, instead of hitting the fucking gym…lazy cunt.

So she’s done what she should have done in her early 20s, but was too wholesome to do: she lost weight, made herself hot, and let her fat tits out of the bag and into some nice lingerie. This is the kind of career move I appreciate when a bitch matures and realizes what the whole point of her is to begin with: BIG, FAT TITS.



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Anne Hathaway Loves Nude Scenes


Anne Hathaway has had two pretty famous nude scenes (“Brokeback Mountain” and “Havoc”), and since girls don’t generally stop being awesome overnight, she says she’ll keep doing them. People Magazine says:

“These are people who have no trouble taking their clothes off–in a way their bodies are their currency,” the actress, 27, says of her nude scenes with Jake Gyllenhaal. “But they’re terrified of exposing their vulnerability–of becoming emotionally naked.”

To be honest I have no idea WTF that has to do with anything, because, just like in real life, the hot girl started talking and I sort of drifted off while biding my time until I could see her tits.



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Kirsten Dunst Nude Video


Yeah, you Spider-Man nerds love this shit, don’t you?


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Kim Kardashian Sex Video a.k.a. Why Kim Kardashian is Famous


I hear the unedited version was sooo much better. One can only hope for a release when Kim Kardashian’s career finally dwindles down and she realizes that THIS and ONLY THIS is what made her famous.


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Uninspiring Emily Browning in Lingerie Video


I know, I know…what kind of delusional asshole am I to call the video of “Sucker Punch” star Emily Browning in lingerie uninspiring. But I can’t help the way I feel, people. Her ass looks like it is melting into a sloppy, skinny, pale mess and that dazed, glazed expression on her face screams stripper whore who has seen better days, but thankfully the black light hides the disease-ridden, malnourished, meth ass cheeks from really scaring off customers.

I am a huge fan of all skinny girls. In fact I encourage fat girls everywhere to stop eating, because they’ll be more appealing to fuck. I make a habit of giving fat chicks advice they don’t want to hear whenever I see one. I’d be like, “hey, you should really consider anorexia” or “have you ever heard of Atkins?”

Because the truth hurts. Just ask Emily Browning and her “thank God for Photoshop” ass cheeks.


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Twilight Star Kristen Stewart Shows Tits and Ass Video


Sometimes I go to sleep at 9 o’clock in the evening like a teenage girl before a big exam or some shit and sleep for 14 hours straight. Unfortunately that’s what happened to me last night.

I’m old and hard living is catching up to me, but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to go to bed at 9 with a teenage girl. That’s gonna be a constant need and want even long after I die from a stroke at the ripe old age of 80 while getting a blowjob from teenage whore. I want it written on my fucking tombstone, “liked the idea of fucking barely legal bitches in school girl outfits.”

True fucking story.

Anyhoo, here’s Kristen Stewart showing a lot of cleavage and her naked ass in the movie “Welcome To The Rileys.” Enjoy, pervs!


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The Many Faces of Ugly



If beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so is ugliness. These chicks are so ugly, they have to sneak up on a mirror. Now excuse me, I’ve got to go wash my eyes out with soap.
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Katy Perry Shows Her Butt Cheeks in Concert


Pop star Katy Perry bends over and spreads apart her butt cheeks while rehearsing her new stage show.

Katy Perry hopes that by adding this “show the audience my asshole” move, she can keep pace with other pop stars like Rihanna and Lady Gaga in giving her fans a provocative and memorable concert experience.

There is no word yet on whether Katy Perry plans to just display her anus or if she is going to shoot something out of it like sparks, confetti, or explosive diarrhea. One thing is for certain though, Katy Perry has raised the bar for what a concert should be.
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Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens are Hookers


The inevitable has finally happened, former Disney stars Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens are now hookers.

As you can see in the photo above, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens were photographed hanging outside a gas station at 2 o’clock in the morning wearing nothing but bikini tops and hot pants while waiting for the next customer to pick them up.

Being a filthy streetwalker was the obvious post-Disney career choice for Selena and Vanessa as both girls spent their youth performing many of the same services on producers in exchange for roles in horrible Disney shows and movies. Not to mention their marginal acting abilities will be a real asset when the obese truckers stop to “refuel.”
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Kate Beckinsale is Topless Again


I’m not hung-over. So I have nothing to say here. Otherwise it’d be a lie…a huge fucking lie. I mean, unless I am hung-over.

I’m just so used to it. Hangovers are what make me feel normal. But normally I’m convulsing in a corner, my heart about to explode, unable to move. Maybe that’s not a hangover, but a serious disease I write off as a hangover. Meanwhile, the groggy, miserable, puking-up bile that’s become my normal daily ritual is the hangover and not just me feeling normal.

All this to say the whole thing is very confusing, stressful, and the reason I’m drinking whiskey right now. Fuck you Tuesday.

Anyhoo, here are topless pics of Kate Beckinsale from the movie “Haunted.” Enjoy, pervs!


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The Shallow Man Archives: Wild Night


Backstage after our performance at Capone’s last night, in walked sixteen of the hottest groupies that I had ever seen before wearing nothing but kimonos and body glitter.

Next thing I knew, we were doing zippers and zoomers, Jalepeño peppers…you name it. Suddenly one of the twins started yelling at me, “Ohmygod, your eyes are bleeding!”

So they rushed me to the hospital where I was legally dead for seventeen minutes. Finally, they shocked me back to life. I said, “Thanks doc, but I’ve got a few ladies to entertain…”

So eleven orgasms later—two and a half of them mine—the next thing I knew I was on fire, running through Greenbelt Park. It didn’t happen, but…man, that would have been a wild night!
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Nina Mascunana is Very Fuckable


Nina Mascunana is the kind of slut who I normally hate, but for some reason she has grown on me. I don’t know why. You see, despite the nature of this site and the fact that I have sex with hookers (only because I’m a married man and hookers leave you the fuck alone after you pay them and don’t take much effort to get them), I can’t stand trash.

I know, I know…I live in a trashcan, my wife is trash, and every pussy I’ve fucked is trash, and that’s probably the reason I can’t fucking stand it. So when all my friends are excited about a set of fake tits, or a club chick showing her cooch with no panties at the bar, or even porno, or even college kids vacationing in Boracay…I get seriously annoyed, disgusted, and have no interest in fucking them.

It’s not a gay issue, because I loooove pussy! I just like the quiet, wholesome, 25-year-old Susan Boyle-style virgins. Because being a slut, loud and putting it out there, is just too fucking easy. It’s the religious girls you have to work on. And that challenge makes fucking them exciting…at least, more exciting than being one of the many cocks these vapid bitches who think they are hotter than they are have sucked.

I know you get what I’m saying, and that is why despite Nina Mascunana representing all I hate in the world attached to one pussy and fake tits, I’m kinda eager to see her when she migrates her trash into porn. Because you know she’s built for it. And I’ll watch it. We just need a few more years to let her hotness simmer down a bit and let her fade into the irrelevant stripper hell she belongs to.

She’s looking kinda hot…


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Site News: The Shallow Man Speaks

Dearest sluts,

First of all, I’d like to apologize if I mistakenly gave the impression that I give a shit about the so-called “blogging community.” I don’t. I’m not part of any blogging organization, I don’t join any blogger events or activities, I’m not interested in winning any blogger awards. I’m strictly in it for the money, fuckers—cash, moolah, mucho dinero…the Benjamins, bitches.

Secondly, I’m sorry if no one reads your high concept, “wholly original,” super personal blog. Meanwhile, my piece of shit blog is getting 8,000 pageviews a day. Ouch. The irony, huh? That must really burn you up inside. No wonder you’re so pissed.

Thirdly, the Daze of My Life is about me taking the best of what the worldwide web has to offer and posting it on my site and people coming in droves to see it. The more hits I get, the bigger I charge my sponsors, the fatter my wallet gets. And if my blog also provides you, my dear readers, with a few minutes of entertainment and masturbation fodder, well…that’s just icing on the cake.

And lastly, a message to all the haters: keep on hating, just as long as you keep on reading—I don’t mind. Now excuse me while I count my sponsorship checks, thankyouverymuch.

Sincerely,

The Shallow Man
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Blonde Topless Chick Wins Halloween!!!





Check out the video of a cute girl who had her massive boobs painted for a topless Halloween parade in New York and well, with those titties, it’s no wonder she stole the parade!
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Anastasia Ashley Will Have Sex With Me One Day


There is a pro surfer chick I want to have sex with and by “have sex with,” I mean “knock up so that she’s stuck with me for life.” Her name is Anastasia Ashley and her ass drives me fucking nuts and I need to see more of it…ideally dancing on my fucking face.

I generally hate all the bitches I post, but surfers are cool shit. I envy their lifestyle and want to lick the salt stains off their skin like some kind of horse in the barn. Rockin’ bodies are my weakness.

The good news is that pro surfers are a little easier to stalk than Hollywood trash with their big houses and 24-hour security cameras. With these surfer whores, all I gotta do is ask my friend in Hawaii to hit the beach with a camera, take some pics, follow her home, and I’m in.

Sure these pics aren’t tasting her pussy off my chin, but shit’s good enough for me, since I’m not in Hawaii, and can’t find whatever beach hut she’s sleeping in and crawl in bed with her pretending to be her loser boyfriend…who I like to think of as a minor obstacle between me and my new soul mate. You know, since Lindsay Lohan didn’t pan out.

Anastasia Ashley, we will end up loving each other when your gay-looking boyfriend with his “Children of the Corn” hair fucks up…and he will. I’ll be your shoulder to cry on, and your penis to cum inside you. I love you…or at least love your ass…or at least love the idea of chipping my tooth on your body.


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Amateur Sexy Brazilian Chick Posing, PART 2!!!


I had something to say, but I decided to keep it to myself, because some things are private, and better kept all for myself in my little private box of thoughts. I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. I just know my Facebook status updates fucking exhaust me.

I’m gonna go watch hot chicks leave the gym and walk to their cars sweaty, un-showered, in gym clothes…because that’s what’s important in life. Anyhoo, here are more pictures of Mylene, the Brazilian nobody with a body that will drive you insane. 


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Celebrity March Mammary Madness


March is here and that means it is time for “March Madness” in the U.S. of A. For those who don’t know, “March Madness” refers to the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.

In response to this, we here at The Daze of My Life have developed a far grander competition called “March Mammary Madness” in which topless celebrities square off against each other to win the coveted title of “Top Titties in Tinseltown.” Vying for the crown this year are Scarlett Johansson, Emma Watson, Katy Perry, Kate Beckinsale, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Sienna Miller.

Winners will be selected by a consensus of sluts, perverts and my dear readers based on which breasts they would most like to tongue lash. Vote for your favorite celebrity boobies in the comments section below.
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Jiggly Boobs!!!


It’s the GIF that keeps on giving!
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“The Muppets” Movie Review



Heaping with love for the felt puppets, for implausibly giddy musical numbers and for getting stuck in childhood, “The Muppets” re-launch is as it should be: the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational treat you could wish for in a movie.

Verdict: It’s nice to see the gang back together. And when Kermit busts out the banjo for “Rainbow Connection,” you might even go for your lighter.

Grade ★★★★ out of 5 stars
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“The Devil Inside” Movie Review



From the amateur acting, writing and directing to an ending that is shocking only in its stupidity, “The Devil Inside” will make you puke for all the wrong reasons. It sure as hell won’t be terror.

Verdict: After seeing this crap movie, we’re all ready to scream our rage at the screen.

Grade ★ 1/2 out of 5 stars
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“The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” Movie Review



If ever an atmosphere could be described as dank, fetid yet strangely luxurious, it’s the chill seeping through every corrosively beautiful frame of “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.”

As classy a film as could be made from Stieg Larsson’s sordid page-turner, David Fincher’s much-anticipated return to serial-killer territory is a fastidiously grim pulp entertainment that plays like a first-class train ride through progressively bleaker circles of Hell.

Verdict: With director David Fincher’s brooding intelligence and technical mastery on full display, the movie is a master class in sinister style: tense and deeply uncomfortable.

Grade ★★★★ out of 5 stars
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Lucy Pinder’s Big Tits Just Because


I know there’s no real point in posting these pictures of Lucy Pinder, you know, since they aren’t new or revolutionary and she doesn’t really matter. More importantly, Google will bring you tons of her naked pics, which is far more interesting that her stuffed into leather lingerie.

But sometimes, big tits in leather lingerie, although they don’t accomplish much, are all we really need. I like to think of it as a spiritual journey…and this just happens to be one of those times. Anyhoo, here are some more pics of her…for no reason other than that she has big tits. Enjoy, pervs!



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