Hot Slut of the Day: The 100-Year-Old Bride!!!



Dana Jackson, the ultimate cougar who married her 87-year-old piece Bill on her 100th birthday at the Rosewood Health Care Center in Bowling Green, Kentucky—CRADLE ROBBING HUSSY!

Dana has slipped a ball and chain around her married finger three times before, but the last time she got hitched it wasn’t no big thang. So Dana did up big this time by wearing a VAGINAL white (copyright: The Shallow Man) wedding dress before rolling down the aisle to her boy toy groom.

Maybe it’s because I’m a bitter crusty cunt who is destined to spend his end days talking to the wallpaper bubbles in his basement room at the nursing home, but I don’t see this shit lasting. Did you see how Bill was flirting with that young trick? I hope Dana got a pre-nuptial agreement to protect her caramel square stash.

Dana knows what she’s doing. I’m sure she just married him for the heterosexual lemon party on their wedding night. Get that young peen, Dana.
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