The 2012 Golden Globes Wrap-Up, Part 1

I turned on E! a little while ago and watched Nicole Richie tell Ryan Seacrest, “Yeah, my hair is by SUAVE professionals,” so I already know that the night’s theme was FUCKERY.

Anyway, it was the Golden Globes and it’s that time of year when we watch half of Hollywood ignore the full bottles of champagne on the table (that’s the hardest part in watching this mess) as Ricky Gervais (a.k.a. the HARDEST and BADDEST comedian on the stroll a.k.a. the Crips of comedians a.k.a. Blah Blah Blah) makes fun of celebwhores to their faces. EDGY!

But more importantly, it’s also when we all get to swallow bottles of 100-proof whatever while making fun of whores wearing dresses that cost more than our EVERYTHING! So when your stash goes dry halfway through the 15-hour long ceremony, throw in an extra FUCK MY LIFE for me.

To be continued...
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