Hot Slut of the Day: Jimmy Ray!!!


Thanks to the Spice Girls’ creator Simon Fuller, the late 90’s was graced by the brilliance of a fourth shelf Elvis impersonator from England named Jimmy Ray.

Simon Fuller molded Jimmy Ray into a skinny-ass Elvis for our generation and with the charisma of Keanu Reeves and the moves of a sedated Buddy Holly, Jimmy Ray had a semi-hit (his only semi-hit) with “Are You Jimmy Ray?” That song was stuffed with more question marks than the inside of my head when I wonder about whatever happened to Jimmy Ray.



Jimmy looked like a borderline anorexic lesbian man-nymph who had the lyrics to a Morrissey song tattooed on his inner thigh, always wore a mechanic shirt, smelled like pomade and menthols and rolled his eyes every time a ho compared him to Luke Perry. Just my type!

I don’t know whatever happened to Jimmy. Wiki says he was in some band in 2009, but he dropped off the face of the Internet after that. Whatever happened to his ass, I hope that he made the most out of his signature pout. The bitch could pout! And with a pout like that, I hope he either became a MAC counter boy or a child beauty queen.
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