Mocha Unson Lesbian Video


The best thing about people’s unfaithful girlfriends, wives, and fiancés…is the anal. Don’t get attached to a whore unless it’s via unprotected sex and she gets scared from a loud noise and clenches up. Because getting attached any other way will always let you down. The moral of the story is to drink, fuck and die. There’s no room for personal relationships in that. No getting to know each other, no even taking down her last name—IT ALL MEANS NOTHING. It’s all bullshit. So it’s best to be the one hustling lies.

Here’s a video of Mocha Unson sucking faces with some nobody chick…one of the few honest things on the Internet that I know about. Enjoy, pervs!

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Presenting The Cover For Madonna’s New Album!!!


At this point, any pictures of Madona are no longer eligible for a Photoshop Award, because the skin on her face is Photoshopped in real life since its pores have been filled with wax and it gets its manufactured youthful glow from daily injections of rare fetus sperm. So even though nothing on this vowel-hating album cover was made from nature, IT DOESN’T COUNT!

Back in the day, I used to stay at this apartment in Makati Avenue. The bathroom had this 70’s glass shower door that looked like that cover above. It was beveled and shit. It was kind of a horror show, because I could barely make out what was on the other side. So if “Psycho” took place in that apartment and the killer had an Express Yourself-era Madonna face, this cover is what you’d see right before she opened the door and thrust her memaw crotch sending your soul scurrying down the drain.

Even though this cover looks like a flyer for an after-hours club that someone taped over one of the urinals in the bathroom of a gay bar, I don’t hate it. If it were a flyer, I’d even use it to floss the pubes out of my teefs.
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Vanity Fair’s Annual White Girl Issue (With Two Non-White Girls)


Vanity Fair(Skin) pushed our their annual Hollywood issue where they spread the supposedly freshest and hottest shit all over their cover. This year they put Rooney Mara, Mia Wasikowska, Jennifer Lawrence and Jessica Chastain on the cover, and pushed the non-troll Olsen (Elisabeth Olsen), Adepero Oduye, Shailene Woodley, Paula Patton, Felicity Jones, Phil Collins’ daughter and Brit Marling to the side.

You know, this issue is supposed to be the WHO’S FUCKING WHO of Hollywood, but mostly it’s just the WHONOREALLYWHO? of Hollywood. And it was wrong of me to say that there are only two non-white girls here, because it’s well known that Rooney Mara is half Vulcan and half Pekingese.
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More Kate Beckinsale Naked Pics




Here’s Kate Beckinsale at the premiere of her new movie “MILFWorld: The Awakening of My Penis.” Goddamn, she's hot. She’s hot right? I mean, I think we’re all secure with ourselves enough to say that, right? C’mon, ladies. Say it. KATE BECKINSALE IS HOT.

But if it will make you envious bitches feel better, below are a few pics of a much younger Kate looking less than perfect.



She looks kinda dorky, actually…but topless! We cant forget topless, which evens everything out. So yes, I’d still hit it.
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Brave Young Hot Woman Fashion World


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Girls starving themselves to point of their oragans failing, in order to have a glam career is what it's come to in the Fashion World. But, anorexia has been around a long time, and it affects people all over the world. Eating disorders like anorexia can kill, and unfortunately it's not the type of diseasae that can be easily fixable. There are no pills, there is no direct treatment that works for everyone, there is no physical reason for it to develop. Other than what's in the mind of the anorexic, or bulemic.
 Girls starving themselves to point of their oragans failing, in order to have a glam career is what it's come to in the Fashion World. But, anorexia has been around a long time, and it affects people all over the world. Eating disorders like anorexia can kill, and unfortunately it's not the type of diseasae that can be easily fixable. There are no pills, there is no direct treatment that works for everyone, there is no physical reason for it to develop. Other than what's in the mind of the anorexic, or bulemic.
 Girls starving themselves to point of their oragans failing, in order to have a glam career is what it's come to in the Fashion World. But, anorexia has been around a long time, and it affects people all over the world. Eating disorders like anorexia can kill, and unfortunately it's not the type of diseasae that can be easily fixable. There are no pills, there is no direct treatment that works for everyone, there is no physical reason for it to develop. Other than what's in the mind of the anorexic, or bulemic.
 Girls starving themselves to point of their oragans failing, in order to have a glam career is what it's come to in the Fashion World. But, anorexia has been around a long time, and it affects people all over the world. Eating disorders like anorexia can kill, and unfortunately it's not the type of diseasae that can be easily fixable. There are no pills, there is no direct treatment that works for everyone, there is no physical reason for it to develop. Other than what's in the mind of the anorexic, or bulemic.
 Girls starving themselves to point of their oragans failing, in order to have a glam career is what it's come to in the Fashion World. But, anorexia has been around a long time, and it affects people all over the world. Eating disorders like anorexia can kill, and unfortunately it's not the type of diseasae that can be easily fixable. There are no pills, there is no direct treatment that works for everyone, there is no physical reason for it to develop. Other than what's in the mind of the anorexic, or bulemic.

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Cover of Cothes A sensual - Depiction


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The Posture: After knowing about anatomy, the factor of posture becomes important. While drawing a female figure wearing no clothes, an artist should request the model woman to sit in a specific posture. Posture of the model is very crucial. Every artist would try showing beauty of a female body from front side. It is because that would make the whole drawing more sensual. Though the drawing of curvy parts of body of a lady sitting without cover of clothes would be a sensual depiction, her mood could be shown as settled in modesty. That would make the artwork looking more serious.
The Posture: After knowing about anatomy, the factor of posture becomes important. While drawing a female figure wearing no clothes, an artist should request the model woman to sit in a specific posture. Posture of the model is very crucial. Every artist would try showing beauty of a female body from front side. It is because that would make the whole drawing more sensual. Though the drawing of curvy parts of body of a lady sitting without cover of clothes would be a sensual depiction, her mood could be shown as settled in modesty. That would make the artwork looking more serious.
The Posture: After knowing about anatomy, the factor of posture becomes important. While drawing a female figure wearing no clothes, an artist should request the model woman to sit in a specific posture. Posture of the model is very crucial. Every artist would try showing beauty of a female body from front side. It is because that would make the whole drawing more sensual. Though the drawing of curvy parts of body of a lady sitting without cover of clothes would be a sensual depiction, her mood could be shown as settled in modesty. That would make the artwork looking more serious.

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Miley Cyrus Spread Naked On A Bed


Pop star and whore Miley Cyrus demonstrates the proper sexual positioning in the naked photo above. This allows The Shallow Man access to Miley’s vagina or rectum depending upon my current temperament.
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5 Sort-Of Positive Quotes From The Lone Reviewer Who Liked Katherine Heigl’s New Movie


Katherine Heigl’s “One for the Money” was abruptly Trojan-horsed into theaters without being screened for critics this past weekend. Still, “One for the Money” was able to win one fan (sort of), bumping its recommended rating up to a whopping 3% (sarcasm alert).

I’ve compiled here the five most glowing quotes from Scott from MovieBuff’s beaming two-and-a-half-star review. I also added exclamation points, because although they weren’t in the original review, I felt they captured the spirit of the review.






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Wow, I Just Hit 8,000 Pageviews A Day!!!


Thanks to all you sluts, I’ve hit another milestone this week: 8,000 PAGEVIEWS IN A SINGLE DAY! WHEEEEE! Or as Sally Field once said, “You like me! You really like me!”

This blog has grown much faster than I thought it could and I haven’t had a month since I started doing it seriously where I haven’t gained readers. Thanks to all of you perverted, snarky, dysfunctional and completely wonderful people! 


To celebrate, please join me for a toast of the ol’ Andre “It’s Not Really” Champagne! Since we’re in a fucking depression, a bottle of the elegant Andre will only set you back like $5. Yes, you will probably wake up to your head laying in a puddle of vomit on the other side of the room, but at least you’ll get to drink bubbly like you’re Kanye West. And some bottles of Andre even have a fucking resealable cap, so you can save some for morning mimosas. Seriously, this shit is trash and most likely made from household cleaning products, but I’ll be drinking it tonight. 


I leave you now with more pictures of the ghost of Lindsay Lohan’s future (LiLo wishes!), Courtney Love, giving everyone a whore de force performance and scarring me for life.



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Diana Zubiri is a Good Actress


I drank all day yesterday, and it turns out if you spend eight hours in the same restaurant getting ripped, the staff doesn’t warm up to you. Instead, they think you’re a weird alcoholic for not leaving their fucking restaurant like a normal person who’s done eating. Needless to say, none of us got laid or got blowjobs in the restaurant bathroom. However, we were asked to leave, which is almost the same thing, since that’s how sex with me always ends.

Anyhoo, watch Diana Zubiri and her amazing titties in action in the video below. Enjoy, pervs!

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Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions


If…you don’t…understand…what this video is…by reading the post title…well…then there’s absolutely no hope for you.

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Candice Swanepoel Likes Bikinis


Here’s Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel in a bikini because Candice Swanepoel was specifically born to wear bikinis and lingerie and make it difficult for you to act excited when your girlfriend comes home with a Victoria’s Secret bag.

Awww, look at her sitting over there trying so hard. Now pat her on the head and tell her she looks just as good as those skinny models. They’re way too skinny for you! You don’t even think they’re attractive! What does she eat? Birdseed? LOL!

You like a woman who can eat and have a beer. You love a woman who isn’t wrapped up in her physical appearance and is more focused on her inner beauty. Say it just like that. I mean, you have to, because it’s not like Candice Swanepoel is gonna come by and make you sandwiches and do your laundry now, is she?



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The Worst Music Videos of All Time, Part 2: Billy Squier, “Rock Me Tonite”



Billy Squier’s 1984 video is an MBA case study in How To Make A Bad Artistic Decision. When Squier’s manager saw the video, he was speechless. When Squier’s label saw it, an executive said, “The immediate consensus was that Billy’s performance was disturbingly effeminate.” Squier himself said the video snuffed out his career, after two huge-selling albums.
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Priscilla Almeda is Naked in “Syota Ng Bayan”


Too much drinking…not capable of putting a sentence together…last night I was out collecting bottles with some crackhead who kept taking crack-smoking breaks…because I am all for free entertainment…I should be a documentary filmmaker with the shit I see…but I’m gonna go pass out in my own vomit instead…if you’re lucky, I’ll choke.

Anyhoo, here’s a video of bold star Priscilla Almeda closing her eyes and moaning with pleasure while some douchebag licks her wet pussy during an outdoor sexcapade. Enjoy, pervs!

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Nicole Kidman to Star in “Casper, The Friendly Ghost” Remake???


Nicole Kidman went to lunch in L.A. today, and when she arrived she had the whole place to herself. Not because she’s famous, but because she looks like the ghost of a murdered 60’s Barbie, and ghosts are very scary.
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Hot Slut of the Day: Jimmy Ray!!!


Thanks to the Spice Girls’ creator Simon Fuller, the late 90’s was graced by the brilliance of a fourth shelf Elvis impersonator from England named Jimmy Ray.

Simon Fuller molded Jimmy Ray into a skinny-ass Elvis for our generation and with the charisma of Keanu Reeves and the moves of a sedated Buddy Holly, Jimmy Ray had a semi-hit (his only semi-hit) with “Are You Jimmy Ray?” That song was stuffed with more question marks than the inside of my head when I wonder about whatever happened to Jimmy Ray.



Jimmy looked like a borderline anorexic lesbian man-nymph who had the lyrics to a Morrissey song tattooed on his inner thigh, always wore a mechanic shirt, smelled like pomade and menthols and rolled his eyes every time a ho compared him to Luke Perry. Just my type!

I don’t know whatever happened to Jimmy. Wiki says he was in some band in 2009, but he dropped off the face of the Internet after that. Whatever happened to his ass, I hope that he made the most out of his signature pout. The bitch could pout! And with a pout like that, I hope he either became a MAC counter boy or a child beauty queen.
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