What Celebrity Pussy Smells Like, The Final Chapter

The scientific whiz kids at The Daze of My Life laboratories have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.

With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.


Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.

 

 


Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard-boiled eggs and unicorn froth.
 


Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.
 


Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to be wearing that day.
 


Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.
 


Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974…and tuna water.
 


Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.

 

 


Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.

 

 

Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.

 

 

Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).
 


Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.
 


Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.
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