Vanessa Hudgens Gives The Best Christmas Cards

If Jane Austen had written this Christmas card, it probably wouldn’t end by saying, “…love and happiness for you you all.” There would be only one “you” and a comma after “love.” But on the front would be a picture of some frumpy virgin wearing a big itchy dress and gloves and a cape and a straw bonnet.

The card by Vanessa Hudgens however has a picture of Vanessa in a sexy Santa outfit. Therefore Vanessa Hudgens is obviously a better writer than Jane Austen, and if any historian says otherwise it’s only because they’re homosexual.
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