The Shallow Man Movie Review: Segunda Mano


My girlfriend forced me to watch and I watched “Segunda Mano” last night at Gateway Cineplex 10.

Wow.

What a clunker.

If you are even considering seeing this abomination of creativity, you should jam a pencil in each eye. You’ll save yourself a lot of pain.

Shit is about Angelica Panganiban’s ghost coming back to haunt a bunch of people and blah…blah…blah. But way more importantly, we get to sit back and watch Kris Aquino floppity flop flop to her death…almost!

When it comes out on DVD, the one scene that will have me pressing the replay button like it’s a G-spot is the part where Dingdong Dantes’ character beats the crap out of Kris. Its the lone bright spot in this mess of a movie.


Grade 1/2 out of 5 stars 

Now showing at Gateway Cineplex 10, Araneta Center, Quezon City, Philippines



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