The Photoshop Awards: Madonna’s New Perfume Ad

Because the high-pitched fear screams from her boytoy lying in the crib cage next to her bed keeps her up at night, the only way Madonna can slip into a sleep-coma is if she rests her head on a silk pillow case with a picture of what she loves most on it: HERSELF!

That must have been the inspiration for her perfume ad, because bitch looks like she’s taking a nap on herself. Or maybe my eyes are telling me that it looks like she’s yanking her own pussy skin. I don’t know.

The picture for this mess of an ad was taken from a spread she did for Interview Magazine last year, but Photoshop still bled to touch it up. Aren’t there anti-Photoshop laws now? Shouldn’t this ad look more like this:

Since Madonna named her stank water after “Truth or Dare,” she could’ve at least used the best part from that movie in her ad:

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