Hot Slut of the Day: Mug Shot Glamour Girl!!


Just to be clear, I do not condone the following:

- Driving on the sidewalk while your body is in full drunk mode. Don’t do that.

- Shoving at a cop when he tells your ass that you’re going to need to do a sobriety test. Don’t do that unless he shoves you first and doesn’t have pepper spray or any other kind of weapon that will fuck up your face. You have a mug shot to take later!

- Slurring out the words, “I don’t have to walk fucking anywhere,” when the cop tells you to get out of the car. Okay, I totally condone doing that, but only if you don’t have anywhere to be later (because your ass is going into a jail cell) and you really want to make a cameo on TLC’s “Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up.”

- Kneeing a cop in the dick when he tries to handcuff you. Again, you have to be mug shot beauty fresh for the jailhouse camera later and do you really want fried ends from getting tasered in the skull?

- Kicking at the inside of the cop car as they drive you to the police station. You know how your nerves twist into a knotted rage when a child kicks at your seat on a plane? You’re doing that to the cops.


24-year-old Michelle Watson of Prescott, Arizona did all of the above (but she didn’t get tasered or anything, surprisingly), which led to a mug shot I completely condone.

When the officer asks you to say “I’m fucked!” for the mug shot camera, give double thumbs up and angle your face so that you look exactly like Harry Potter in a Faces of Meth photo spread. Lindsay Lohan, take note!
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