The MTV VMAs: Hosted By Rainbow Barf & The Jersey Shore Whores

If you forced me to make up something more boring than the MTV Video Music Awards, it would still sound a lot like the MTV Video Music Awards. It would be like, “a 4 hour TV show… filled with pretentious assholes flaunting their money… and getting awards for something no one ever saw.”

And here’s the Jersey Shore whores looking like the discharge that dripped out of Typhoon Mina’s pink eye. Correction: JWow, Snooki and that other one look like Typhoon Mina’s pink eye discharge. Deena doesn’t. 

If Punky Brewster threw a Rainbow Brite doll, Danny DeVito’s headshot, swap meet contacts, a patch of mangy wookie fur and her old prom dress into a blender, blended until it liquefied, poured it into an enema bag and then shoved it up her culito, Deena looking like that would come dancing out.
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