Kim KardASSian Returns To Her Porn Roots


It brings a fart to my asshole to see that Kim has finally returned to what she’s good at: slithering around like a fat fish dying in an oil slick. This is some public access soft-core shit from the early 90s.



Kim is as brave as she is untalented, though. The last time a gross, greasy pig crawled around like that in a KardASSian’s presence, Khloe galloped onto the set, grabbed it by its neck and dragged it kicking and squealing to her eating den. Where the hell was Khloe Kardashian when we needed her most?!

If you’re like me and made the mistake of watching that pile of ass lube, then I guess I’ll see you in line at the free clinic for an amoxicillin eyeball rinse!
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