Captain Planet, Motherfuckers!

This video of Don Cheadle playing a sociopathic, unhinged version of Captain Planet is easily the best thing I’ve seen online this week, for reasons not the least of which being that they made the ‘Heart’ ring guy borderline retarded, just like I always imagined him.

Possibly the crappiest superhero ever conceived, Captain Planet was easily one of the worst cartoons of the 1990s, a paper-thin character attempting to broaden children’s respect for the environment by making it look like supervillains took joy in cutting trees down and polluting water.

The video starts with that conceit, but Captain Planet soon turns into an angry badass who fucks people up and flies away saying, “Don’t summon me again unless you ready for that pain. Peace, dickholes!”

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