The Shallow Man Diaries (Part 32): ‘Till Death and Porn Do Us Part


Me: “In the event of Kevin’s death, the first thing I will do, upset though I will be, is go straight to his house and remove all the pornography before his parents can find it. That’s how close we are!”

Tita Vicky: “You guys have seriously made arrangements to destroy his dirty mags?”

Me: “Who said destroy? REMOVE.”

Tita Vicky: “Yeah, well…you wouldn’t keep them…would you?”

Me: “It’s a perk.”

Tita Vicky: “Oh, Joey…”

Me: “That’s the beauty of it, you see? My best friend’s dead…but there’s a bright side!”
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Hot Slut of the Day: Chilli Willy, The Penis-Shaped Pepper


Chilli Willy, the dick-shaped pepper that is making my no-no cringe and pucker at the same time (here’s a visual):


Chilli Willy is finally getting inducted into the Hot Slut of Fame (or “SHAME” with a capital everything depending on who you ask) for obvious reasons. Chilly Willy is literally hot and most likely a slut. Does First Degree Burn Cream come in lube form?

The makers of Chilli Willy say that once you drop its seed into your flower box and keep it wet, it will grow into a pepper that is ten times hotter than a JalaPEENo

Yes, Chilly Willy is ugly as all hell and looks like a peen that has just been admitted into the part of the burn center that is reserved only for victims of Parasite Hilton’s snatch, but after a pitcher of margaritas I still would.

Something tells me that a paramedic pushing me down an emergency room hallway on a stretcher while screaming, “We’ve got a fire in the hole!” is in my near future.

And here’s the insane cartoon commercial for the Chilli Willy that really needs no introduction:

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“Dark Knight Rises” Pictures: Batman & Bane OMFG!!!

(In the horny whisper voice of Prince) I feel the heat, the heat between Batman and Bane…









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