Vanity Fair’s TEETH Issue

Fuck the whole “future King and Queen of England” shit, these two really have an amazingly successful career in dental poster modeling ahead of them. Look at all those teefs! So big! So many of them!

Prince William and Duchess Kate are straight up teeth hoarders and I don’t even mind. This is obviously all part of the royal family’s campaign to dispel the stereotype that all Brits have teeth like a meth-ey llama who brushes with a chainsaw. It’s working!

Above is Prince and Princess Teefs on the cover of Vanity Fair, because they aren't nearly on the cover of enough magazines even though every grocery store checkout looks like a stalkers altar to the royal family.
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