Keira Knightley Will Gnaw At Your Soul

I watched Keira Knightley’s interview on TV recently and not once did I think she was going to eat Christmas or that she should come with instructions warning you not to feed her after midnight.

But in this picture, KK looks like she will slither up your nostrils and chew on the edges of your soul before spitting it out into your head because she doesn’t want to fuck up her praying mantis figure (and most souls are extra fatty). It just makes you want to stuff your nostrils with rosary beads so she can’t get in.

KK once said that she hates getting her picture taken, because she believes photographs steal your soul. So maybe she figured she can scare away cameras if she contorts her face into terrifying nightmare fuel. It still didn’t work.
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