It’s The Feel Bad Movie Of Christmas!

Since reading subtitles is stressful and it’s hard to focus on words when you’re trying to find the half-popped popcorn kernel at the bottom of a bag in a dark theater, Americans have done their own version of the Swedish movie “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” And here’s the first trailer for it.

“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” needs an American version as much as John Travolta needs a plate of vaginas, but this doesn’t look that awful. I was all ready to write a 1,000-word hate essay about how I’d rather fuck myself with Swedish meatballs from Ikea than watch this mess, but director David Fincher, stars Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara plus Trent Reznor and Karen O’s cover of “Immigrant Song” have changed my mind.

The tagline is truly inspired: “The Feel Bad Movie Of Christmas.” This is definitely the perfect holiday movie to take my daughters to see right after I tell them that the SEAL Team 6 killed Santa Claus.
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