Hot Slut Of The Day!


When The Fifth Element’s Diva Plavalaguna was savagely killed, her blood dripped down the stage, trickled to the edge of the ship and fell through the universe into the past and landed on a hibiscus bud in the middle of a Korean field.

Nearby, the notes dancing off of a unicorn’s violin awakened the bud and out blossomed Hahn-Bin! Hahn-Bin is a prize-winning Korean violinist who is the Grace Jones of the classical music world!

Because I get all my important news stories from the third and fourth hours of the Today show, I only learned of Hahn-Bin when Jenna Bush interviewed him a week or two ago. But Han-Bin has been dazzling the world with his music (the only classical music I listen to is The Cure so handle my “dazzling” comment as you see fit) and with his black-lined cat glares that give Taylor Momsen an inferiority complex. I can even look past the fact that the ebony antenna of follicles on his head transmits our planet’s secrets to his alien overlords.

Here’s a really, REALLY long clip of Hahn-Bin spreading his music and glitter:



And here’s a few portraits of Hahn-Bin over the years. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen most of these outfits on the cast of Boy Abunda, but bitch doesn’t wear ‘em like Hahn-Bin does!

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