Pinch your nipples, kick up your left heel and softly breathe out the name “Jonté Moaning” like you’re trying to make a candle flame dance without putting it out. THAT is what it sounds like when sequins orgasm. It’s also the name of the chocolate unicorn who taught Beyonce and Janet Jackson how to whip the air with their hip swirls. And when he’s not doing that, he’s giving the people of Japan a glitter overdose they don’t want to come out of.
Jonté Moaning is pretty much the Lady Gaga of Japan, proving that the rest of the world should just let Japan make the decision as to which pop star gets to sit at the top of the rainbow, because they are never wrong. Speaking of rainbows, I have never craved chocolate covered Skittles until I got me a sliver of Jonté.
The pixie sprite love child of a Max Headroom and Jay Manuel/Jermaine Jackson swirl (see pic below) LIVES and we should all fall back as he covers us with rhinestone dust.
Jonté is always sashaying THIS way, okay?
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