Hot Sluts of the Day: Duchess To Duchess

Behold! Here’s the Duchess of Cornwall and the Duchess of the Death Eaters (undercover Muggle name: Duchess of Alba a.k.a. La Duquesa de Alba or as her close friends call her, Doña Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y Silv) having themselves a special moment while watching a performance at the Flamenco Museum in Seville, today.

Camilla Parker Bowles is averting her eyes the way she does when Prince Charles takes his boxer shorts off in a lit room, because the glorious Duchess of Alba reminds of when an albino marmoset with full grown lips attacked her without warning in a dandelion field when she was just a little girl.

And the Duchess of Alba can’t stop staring at Camilla, because every time she opens her eyes from a blink, she’s reminded of the fact that she’s a brilliant raw diamond covered in precious pearl skin and topped with a dollop of angel pubes. Even the Duchess of Alba’s breasts are sitting down and taking a nap, because they know they got this!

Camilla’s fears only make the Duchess of Alba’s beauty grow stronger. No, seriously, the Duchess of Alba is really eating Camilla’s fears in the picture above.

Curtsy, motherfuckers! Because you are in the presence of true Spanish royalty! Doña Maria is the current reigning Duchess of Alba and head of the House of Alba. No wonder Jessica Alba always looks like Oscar the Grouch farted in her face. It’s because she knows that there’s a hotter Alba on this planet that she will never EVER be able to touch. Stay mad, Jessica.

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