The Shallow Man Diaries (Part 3): Women


Women! What can you say? Who made them? God must have been a fucking genius.

The hair…they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and just wanted to go to sleep forever?

Or lips…and when they touched yours were like…that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert.

Tits! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at you...like secret searchlights.

Legs! I don’t care if they’re Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. What’s between them? Passport to heaven!

Yes, boys, there are only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: PUS-SY. 

Are you listening to me, kids? I’m giving you pearls here.
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